3/27/2009
I stopped by the library today - and when I walked out, there was a Mercedes SUV on fire. By the time the fire department arrived, it was a totally loss - the whole front end was burned up. I drove off before I got stuck there and before the acrid smoke filled up my car.
 
c01dphu510n 3/27/2009 05:42:00 PM
12/15/2008
Greg's Pet PeevesWelcome to the inaugural episode of Greg's Pet Peeves. I have been threatening for years to write a book with a list of things I hate the most. Since I doubt any self-respecting publisher would pick it up, I think just write them on my blog. I reserve the right to turn these into a book in the future I'd I want to. 1. The DoD's obsession with turning every repeatedly used phrase phrase into an acronym, no matter how obscure of arcane it'll be. 2. Speed bumps, especially those that are offset from one another. Set them at entrance to your workplace's parking garage, and you can hate them even more because you associate them with the dread of another 9+ hour day at work. So it begins...
c01dphu510n 12/15/2008 04:14:00 PM
12/14/2008
 You better, or I cut you so bad, you wish I not cut you so bad.
c01dphu510n 12/14/2008 12:24:00 PM
So, I was walking down 28th street in New York one Friday night in late September, pretty toasted, on the way back to the hotel. In our stupor, my brother and I walk right in among this group of people on the side of the street - I really had no idea what they were doing. I saw cameras, and lights, and I looked over and saw a person I thought I recognized - America Ferrara from Ugly Betty. My girlfriend loves this show, and so it is TiVoed. I walked right in among them I tried to take a picture with my phone, but some the cameraman walked in front of me, so I walked away to delete that picture and came and snapped this one. At this point, he turns around, and says, "Will you go to the other side of the street?" I said, "yeah, sure, on my way" and complied. From there I snapped the other photo when the guy who plays Daniel walked out of the building. We saw this scene in the episode dated 6 November (judging by the outfits they were both wearing). Goes to show you never what you'll run into in New York.


c01dphu510n 12/14/2008 11:58:00 AM
11/22/2008
So, tonight, just for the hell of it, I decided to look up Joe Paterno to see how old he was, and naturally I went for the Wikipedia article. OK, so I saw an article on CNN where Joe Paterno, who will be 82 in about a month, said that he return to coach another season of Penn State football. Good for him, he must love it, and we should all be so lucky. Anyway, I pulled up the article, and read for a few minutes, and what did I see...well, see for yourself.
 
Who is Kyle Strohl? Why did he deserve to be called such a harsh name by the anonymous douche at 71.58.60.189?
All this guy got from the moderator who edited out his bitchslap a minute later was, "Welcome to Wikipedia. Your previous edit has been reverted as it appears to have been unconstructive."
How professional. I'd have been far more abrasive.
c01dphu510n 11/22/2008 10:58:00 PM
11/11/2008
Welcome to loteks.net. Now that I have a website address people can actually spell, I hope to increase my traffic. Right now, though, this site needs a major overhaul. Now.
c01dphu510n 11/11/2008 10:52:00 PM
10/28/2008
Is it honorable for a man to give up when he knows the work he does is not for him? Or that he is hopelessly bad at it? Or that he has poisoned the well to the point that he can never recover? Or when his job destroys his very soul, day after day?I always said that if I couldn't do my job, the right thing to do is to move on. It's long overdue.
c01dphu510n 10/28/2008 10:51:00 PM
7/29/2008
I attended the Linkin Park Projekt Revolution show on Sunday. Early in the day, around 1630, I was standing in the crowd watching Atreyu. A couple was walking past me, away from the stage. The better half was acting strangely. I heard her say, "my eyes are wide open, I'm going to pass out." With that, she collapsed. Sharron and her boyfriend tried to hold her up, and for 20 agonizing seconds, tried feed her water donated by passersby. I thought, although I don't believe I said, "pick your woman up, get her out of here, and get her some help." I acted. I knelt down, picked the girl up (who felt surprisingly light), and fast-walked her out of the crowd to the workers at the gated entrance to that area. As I carried her, she gripped on to me a little, which leads me to believe she wasn't completely out. As I walked her out, most people moved out of the way, but I shouted "move!" at a couple of stragglers. As I approached the workers, I said, "I need some help for her." Per their instruction, I sat her down and leaned her on a fence post while they fed her water, and a couple of minutes later, she stood up, with help, and I departed. I didn't get her name.Sharron tells me that as I carried her, her boyfriend held on to her arm. You hesitated, kid, and somebody had to do something.
c01dphu510n 7/29/2008 10:21:00 AM
7/25/2008
What is the rich American obsession with driving an overpriced German import? I'm talking about BMWs and Mercedes in particular. Perhaps it's the luxury, the status symbol, or perhaps the comfort of knowing that $40K-50K on a car. I got all I needed and more from a $20K Mazda3. These people drive these powerful machines around like they haven't got a pair. Of course, that may just be me complaining about worst drivers in the country - Washingtonites, in particular, Marylanders.
c01dphu510n 7/25/2008 09:17:00 AM
7/24/2008
Every time I walk past a Toyota Tacoma, I have the urge to take a razor blade to it and make it Taco...or coma.
c01dphu510n 7/24/2008 11:32:00 AM
I want to breathe deeply, but I can't. If not for the usual soul- crushing heat of this city, it's the pollution of far too many cars on overpacked roads. That, in turn, is the symptom of too spread out a city that does not lend itself to walking, hence you must drive to get anywhere of consequence...which causes the pollution that has anyone who wants to walk taking their pulmonary health into their own hands.
c01dphu510n 7/24/2008 09:10:00 AM
7/23/2008
It's raining tonight. I've gone to taco bell to clog my arteries a little more. I'm a little hungry, but really I just wanted to go out and drive a little in the rain. It's been dry for weeks, after a June of thunderstorms. Green Day and Soundgarden on the radio. Pulling out in front of DC drivers in the rainy night is risky, no matter how quick my car comes off the line.
c01dphu510n 7/23/2008 11:14:00 PM
5/09/2008
Heh. So I was watching the CNet Tivo show for this week (9 May), and Donald Bell was going on about some Sony MP3 player when he pulled out an iPod Classic, probably his own judging by the wear and scratching on it. He turned it over and etched on the back was "Beer Not Bombs." I had to rewind and watch it again just to be sure I had seen what I'd seen.
c01dphu510n 5/09/2008 10:50:00 PM
2/03/2008
OK, good for the Giants. But, what was up with that freaking Fox robot? It...annoyed...me. I cheered when the Terminator was beating it up. But it just wouldn't go away. Annoying robot.
c01dphu510n 2/03/2008 10:32:00 PM
1/29/2008
I left work today, on my way to the gym, excited to run myself into the ground one more time (like you believe the "excited" and "into the ground" parts). As I entered the locker room, I came across a sight much maligned by me but never before complained about - old naked men. Please, someone explain to me why people think that anyone wants to see them walk around with nothing on but a pair of flip-flops. I'm not interested. How hard is it to wrap a towel your waist when you get out of the shower? Some of these idiots walk out carrying the towel, without bothering to cover themselves with it. All right, let's talk about women walking around naked - a far more interesting subject. Contrary to assertions made in the movie Road Trip, according to my girlfriend, women DO walk around nude in the locker. "They're not all skinny and pretty," however. Well, a guy can imagine. Or just watch the aforementioned movie.By the way, this post is a test of a method of posting from my new iPhone. Let's hope it works.
c01dphu510n 1/29/2008 08:44:00 PM
1/06/2008
About 30 minutes ago, I was on my way home on I-95 North. About 8 or 10 miles south of the beltway (sorry, it was raining and dark, and I was too flabbergasted to notice where exactly I was) I came around a gentle curve and saw brake lights ahead of me. As I slowed, I began to see the dozens of flashing lights which signifies a crash in Northern Virginia. In fact, all I could see were police cars, fire trucks, and more police cars...and two wrecked Virginia State Police cruisers! One had front end damage, concentrated more on the passenger side, and if it had been driving north at the time of the accident, was turned 110-120 degrees counterclockwise. The other was facing the same way, though was closer to the right side guard rail, and appeared to have severe rear end damage. Did they hit one another? Were they chasing somebody and wrecked them, and either didn't see that car, or it had been hauled away? I hope this one hits the news. I wish I had a capable camera in the car, but I just order my Nikon d40x yesterday...
c01dphu510n 1/06/2008 12:57:00 AM
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